Bob Leonard was here...

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And a special thanks to the Colbert Report staff!

The Prophet of Hate is losing his sponsors??

I seem to remember that he was addicted to pain killers.. I guess he is back on the pill! His response: “it was all a joke..didn’t you see the video?? What people don’t know about me is that: When you see me SNARL… I am actually laughing!..just one of my little quirks (03/04/12)

 

 

 


 

Herman Cain 'back on message'

His message is: He has an employment plan for every woman who needs a job  It will stay a secret until close to election time, but, here’s a hint: The job begins with a letter that is near the letters ‘a’ and ‘c’.(11/12/11)




Monica Crowley
, a conservative commentator:”We have a mandate to stop Obama” upon hearing( three weeks after the elections) that over 50 percent of Americans did not know the Republicans had taken back the house: “It doesn’t matter, whether or not, America knows it gave us a mandate….What matters is that we (the Republicans) know it.          (11/20/10)



Bush: “The lowest point of my presidency was when I was called a racist. “

Starting a war by Mistake???? ......No big deal.

(11/06/10)



 "2008 showed we can change, but we won't"

from Chuck Lorre, see:   www.chucklorre.com (10/31/10)






Supreme Court justice Clarence Thomas:

I can’t define pornography but I know it when I see it,

 and see it and see more of it and more  and

more and more and more …..

(10/26/10)


Scraping by on 400k a year

Todd Henderson, a corporate law professor at the University of Chicago wrote…WE  Just get by!

 We would get food stamps except we’re too proud.We just barely get by, as it is... If you increase our taxes you will hurt business.

For example:A tax hike for us will actually hurt Starbucks. If you increase our taxes..

 We will have to go from a Big latte  (every morning) to a small latte or Worse Yet…have to go get it ourselves. (10/13/10)



N.J. Governor Christie to heckler: You want to yell? Yell at me, but Don’t give her (Meg Whitman) a hard time, She’s a SAINT! She shouldn’t  have to answer any dirty democratic questions..we have invoked the Bush  Rule…And the Tea Party Rule: “All of America’s problems were caused by Obama”, and the Tea Party Wife’s Rule: While our husband’s are out in the forest, bringing America together under the light of burning crosses, the wife’s support their husbands by joining the DAR.



Glen Beck: “People don’t understand Obama’s version of Christianity”

But everyone, says Beck, understands my version of Chrisianity:
‘Putting Joseph Smith before Christ!”

(08/29/10)


 

Senator Jon Kyl  (R-AZ):  The reason we have to pay for unemployment benefits and don’t have to pay for tax cuts for the rich is: Tax cuts for the rich create jobs! This is not the failed ‘Trickle-Down’ economics of the Regan era. This is Dribble-Down economics. Basic Economics (Econ-101) tells us: What dribbles down the legs of the rich, ends up in refrigerators and cooking pots of the middle class.                                 (07/24/10)


Sarah Palin: I don’t need no stinking constitution…

"I have the Bible to tell me what's right and wrong."

If God wanted us to have civil liberties, 

He would have put it in the Bible.

 



"It’s Armageddon", says John Boehner (house minority leader).. Talking about the new healthcare law.

But John…things still look  ‘OK’ ??

You must be referring to the drop in campaign contributions by the insurance companies!


Sarah Palin on Rahm Emanuel’s ABC interview:

"His Opinions are Lies!"

His Facts are Lies!

And, his Lies are Lies!



Tea party : Dupes of Wall Street

Just as the original members of the Tea Party were dupes of the local merchants..(it turns out that the taxed British tea costs less than the local merchant’s tea.)  The new Tea Party is doing the work of Wall Street as the GOP GUTS serious financial reform.  The Democrats,  seeing a good thing, further slash reforms in conference. Masters of the Universe=1,American People=0. It looks like a lot of that TARP money made it back to congress, after all.


A boob is an idiot and a woman’s breast.

How did an idiot become a breast?

A Nevada  Republican Senate candidate, Sue Lowden, wants us to pay our doctor’s bill with a chicken. After all, that’s what her grandparents did! Do you really want to go to a doctor who will accept a chicken for payment?  Well…maybe… and free range chicken for a specialist?  And TWO-DOZEN eggs for an MRI.   Ah Ha, the answer to my question.



AamCo:  Over half the cars we inspect don’t need a new transmission.

(but get one anyway)



 

 

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